Journal-Diagonale

21 mars au 20 avril
Travail : Prenez garde car trop de gens connaissent vos petites magouilles. Amour : Un dentier et un coup de peigne et vous paraîtrez de suite plus jeune. Santé : Pour un été de rêve, musclez votre périnée.

 

21 avril au 20 mai
Travail : Vous n’hésiterez pas à trahir vos collègues. Faut dire que le jeu en vaut la chandelle.  Amour : Si vous savez regarder ailleurs, l’entente régnera dans votre couple. Santé : Pour perdre quelques kilos avant l’été, cessez les plats en sauce au petit déjeuner.

21 mai au 21 juin
Travail : Continuez à travailler en équipe. Vous pourrez toujours accuser un collègue si ça foire.  Amour : Faites le premier pas. Sur un malentendu, ça pourrait marcher.  Santé : En portant votre nom autour du cou, on saura qui prévenir si vous vous perdez.

22 juin au 22 juillet
Vie : Vos projets sont ambitieux mais malhonnêtes. Le jeu en vaut- il la chandelle ? Amour : Et si vous changiez de sexe ?  Santé : Le double menton vous pend au nez. Réagissez.

23 juillet au 22 août
Travail : Tous vos collègues perdent la raison et vous ne pouvez rien faire pour eux.  Amour : Harmonie totale avec un taureau. l’odeur peut être gênante.  Santé : Bien qu’à moitié sourd, écoutez votre corps.

23 août au 22 septembre
Travail : C’est avec des tripatouillages que vous allez obtenir des résultats et plaire à vos supérieurs. Amour :  Votre nature très gaie plait à des gens bizarres. Santé : Une liposuccion bien faite peut faire de vous une star locale.

23 septembre au 22 octobre
Travail : Vous apprendrez à vos dépends que les hurlements ne servent à rien. Amour : La situation actuelle s’améliore. Vous allez bientôt pouvoir réintégrer le lit conjugal. Seul. Santé : Pannes sexuelles prévues ce mois ci.

23 octobre au 21 novembre
Travail : Les portes vont enfin s’ouvrir devant vous. Mais pas dans le bon sens. Amour : Relation branlante. Santé : Luttez contre l’affaissement. La musculation peut vous y aider.
22 novembre au 21 décembre
Travail : Ambiance délétère causée par une balance ascendant gémeaux. Amour : Messieurs, ce n’est pas avec une nouvelle cravate qu’elles auront pour vous les yeux de Chimène. Santé : De sérieuses modifications esthétiques sont à prévoir cette année.
22 décembre au 20 janvier
Argent : Vos affaires marchent bien. Elles sont juste pas nettes. Amour: La roue tourne et elle pourrait bien s’arrêter sur la case « cocu ». Santé : Consultez un proctologue. Rien d’urgent.
21 janvier au 18 février
Travail : Pas d’initiative et tout ira pour le mieux.  Amour : Solo ? votre surpoids rassure. Profitez-en pour séduire. Santé : Votre état physique n’est plus compatible avec une activité sexuelle normale.
19 février au 20 mars
Travail : Un nouveau chef viendra bientôt et la terreur se répandra dans le service.  Amour :  Une jolie rencontre en vue avec une chèvre. (en horoscope chinois) Santé : Raffermissez-vous.
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